Oh my goodness it is COLD...
This is what midnight conversations can result in... Just use caution. They can be hazardous to your health. Right Carlos? I'm a druglord... Oh my goodness...
Heroe51: your cat killed john!
AmiLynnGreen: NO he didn't.. I feel bad though
Heroe51: i mean 3
Heroe51: and i do feel special
Heroe51: I can share girl talk and make-up secrets and self-incriminations with. :-) I guess that' goes for my cousin Michelle too. that is so me too!
AmiLynnGreen: Glad you like it...
Heroe51: that's uplifting
Heroe51: your oops or mine?
AmiLynnGreen: I don't know going to check
Heroe51: ok. cool.
AmiLynnGreen: okay, yours
Heroe51: i knew it!
Heroe51: i am always wrong, except when i am right... that is today's bit o' wisdom
AmiLynnGreen: I'll have to post that... wait...
Heroe51: isnt it?
AmiLynnGreen: okay now check it out
Heroe51: perhaps i can come up w/ some more tomorrow, during my final.
Heroe51: i am wise beyond my years
AmiLynnGreen: be sure to write them down... We know you are!!!
Heroe51: (insane mad scientist laughter)
AmiLynnGreen: Why do you think we hang out with you? We'rehoping the vast knowledge will rub off on us a little... ^_^
Heroe51: i know! i always knew my encyclopedic memory would help some one!
Heroe51: like, knowing that the capital of Norway is Oslo is bound to come up one day!
AmiLynnGreen: what's thecapital of Finland?
Heroe51: like hey carlos, what's the capital of Norway? i'll say smartly, why Oslo of course
AmiLynnGreen: Or Rhode Island?
Heroe51: i know!
Heroe51: i cant remember finland!
Heroe51: damn! i knew em all! i am getting old.
AmiLynnGreen: what about RI>
Heroe51: i got!
Heroe51: *trumpets blaring*
Heroe51: i am not old after all
Heroe51: *the drums are coming in!*
Heroe51: *a flag line just entered my room!*
AmiLynnGreen: Rhode Island...
Heroe51: oh yeah
AmiLynnGreen: very good
Heroe51: pick another european country... i tend to forget american state capitals...
Heroe51: humor me
Heroe51: oh i cant spell it, Ry..something...?
Heroe51: nice one tiff
Heroe51: chose the hardest one out of the lot
Heroe51: muhahaa, Uzbek City... that's a guess...
Heroe51: wait, New YUma
Heroe51: the real NY...
Heroe51: anyway, what's going on in the slightly of center middle of nowhere?
Heroe51: slightly left
AmiLynnGreen: Not too much... it's kinda cold but not bad
Heroe51: your little house!
AmiLynnGreen: I just got off the phone with John about 20minutes ago
Heroe51: cool.. was he done studying>?
AmiLynnGreen: for now
AmiLynnGreen: he's at his sis's house...
AmiLynnGreen: and he has to be up at seven, so I told him to go to bed
Heroe51: and he refused?
AmiLynnGreen: not that I know of...
Heroe51: ah hah
AmiLynnGreen: did you see what else I wrote?
Heroe51: what exactly?
AmiLynnGreen: I'm tripping on acid would you like some?
Heroe51: oh god yes!
AmiLynnGreen: Then tomorrow we can tell everyone we had a hella good time!
Heroe51: i agreed to quickly, DARE didnot work!
AmiLynnGreen: *hands Carlos the acid*
Heroe51: damn it!
AmiLynnGreen: I'm a dealer, DARE didn't help me a damn bit...
Heroe51: *carlos looks quizzickly at it, then does whatever it is that you do to acid*
Heroe51: obviously i know alot
AmiLynnGreen: okay, lets try shrooms. You EAT these
Heroe51: those induce visions right?
Heroe51: cuz i do taht naturally
Heroe51: liek right now
AmiLynnGreen: you can take your finals and see the walls moving at the same time!
Heroe51: i know! i coudl then write equations on the wall!
Heroe51: and the wall would talk to me!
AmiLynnGreen: yes, we will have to tell everyone that we are the little junkies...
Heroe51: then the wall would start to grow a hand!
AmiLynnGreen: ooo now that's interesting...
Heroe51: and do the final for me! but wait, that might be dangerous, i think the wall would take over my body completely....
Heroe51: no more shrooms!
Heroe51: see what happens?
AmiLynnGreen: You still didn't tell me if you read it or not
Heroe51: happy monday stuff?
AmiLynnGreen: yeeeeah that
Heroe51: cuz Happy Monday!
AmiLynnGreen: There's that blasphemous phrase again!
Heroe51: what about Merry Tuesdays?
AmiLynnGreen: nowseethats okay
AmiLynnGreen: at least it's not Monday... Monday just sucks and there's nothing you can do about it
Heroe51: so perhaps, Get Through Monday!
Heroe51: taht should be the greeting
AmiLynnGreen: Or Monday the Bitch
AmiLynnGreen: or maybe even just rename the day
Heroe51: Monday the Over-sensitive Hyena-she-war-dog
AmiLynnGreen: and when people just happen to say, "What is today?" you can reply with the new name for Monday...
AmiLynnGreen: ...which is Go To Hell
AmiLynnGreen: so what is today?
Heroe51: you got some real passion on this one
AmiLynnGreen: GO TO HELL
Heroe51: today is GOTOHELL
AmiLynnGreen: Oh yeah you have NO idea... YES!!!
AmiLynnGreen: You got it dude
AmiLynnGreen: OMG I pulled an olsen twin thing... Just shoot me now
Heroe51: what part? you got it dude?
AmiLynnGreen: yes that
Heroe51: no, i will not shoot you, i dont have a gun
AmiLynnGreen: Well, I have a paintball gun will that suffice?
Heroe51: nor do i really know how to shoot one, i guess i could throw the gun at you really hard
Heroe51: that might work
Heroe51: only a well placed bullet to the Occipital Lobe would do it...
Heroe51: and i dont know waht that is so we are totally out of luck
AmiLynnGreen: Ack... You are of no help in these matters!
Heroe51: wait wait!
Heroe51: i got one..
Heroe51: i read off a bunch of chapters from my physics book thereby completely boring you death!
Heroe51: i have come close to suicide myself
Heroe51: obviously this is not supposed to mean torture...
AmiLynnGreen: That would be something that would kill me, but it would beslow and painful torture and I'm just not up for torture right now...
Heroe51: i guess i could roll a big rock down a hill at your house...
AmiLynnGreen: Oh my goodness
Heroe51: but then again i might need a fork lift or something...
AmiLynnGreen: there aren't really any hills near my house
Heroe51: and i dont have one...
Heroe51: i am so bad at this!
Heroe51: okay hold oN!
Heroe51: give me another chance coah!
AmiLynnGreen: okay one more...
Heroe51: cool! thx! you wont regret it! wait, i make no promises
AmiLynnGreen: listen to us! We're contemplating, no MOREthan contemplating, we're PLANNING my DEATH here!!!
AmiLynnGreen: Let's just think of something really good and then kill somebody else? I don'treally feel like dying, I was just kidding, and besides, Dave and I have the perfect place todump a body!!! :-D
Heroe51: i know!
Heroe51: oka okay
Heroe51: think of our number one enemy, Bin Laden
Heroe51: or Britney Spears..either one
AmiLynnGreen: I'm going to take a weed eater to that beard of his if I ever get the chance
AmiLynnGreen: He'll have the shave of his life
Heroe51: quite a close shave I imagine
AmiLynnGreen: you know it
AmiLynnGreen: and then get a really limber stick, maybe even flexible plastic, and just beat him almost to death...
AmiLynnGreen: and THEN let him have the sex change and send him back to live under Talibani rule as awoman...
Heroe51: plastic is so useful
Heroe51: god bless plastic
AmiLynnGreen: The bastard would learn a lesson, yessiree
AmiLynnGreen: HAHAHA YES!
See what I mean? You just never know what will come up after mindight... Beware of those burning the midnight oil... Oh, and goodnight all terrorist assholes around the world, I hope you all have nightmares like the one just described... ^_^
Song Quote of the Moment: "Kumbayah my Lord, Kumbayah..." *giggles*