I think it was John that said I have the worst luck...

No kidding. We went to Nogales all right. Just got back in fact. I had three drinks. Jenny didn't have any. She was afraid to drive in the fog. I wasn't buzzing so I drove instead. Got pulled over. Didn't have my driver's license with me. Thought I was going to get a DUI and go to jail. Got a speeding ticket instead. Somehow I have to pull $110 out of my ass to pay for it, not to mention $85 for traffic school. *sighs* I can't do this, I just can't...