Spam - mmm mmm good

Why must all people on the face of the known world with a computer and a sense of humor spam me with insufferable, ridiculous emails? Pleeeeeeeaaaase, no more! I can't take it. I don't care how bad the breakup photos are. I don't want to sign any chain letters. I'm not trying to get someone to sleep with me in the next 24 hours, and I don't want to send this to fifty other people. LEAVE ME ALONE. Sheesh.

*sighs* I'm going to make salsa tonight. Yep. That sounds like a damn good idea.


Song Quote of the Moment: "I was all jacked up"

~Gretchen Wilson